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Topic: Better than sex?
Posted By: USA 1776
Subject: Better than sex?
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2021 at 8:53pm
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Found this on Ebay, never seen another one. Probably homemade?


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'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.' Ronald Reagan


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Posted By: USA 1776
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2021 at 9:00pm
Of course there are actually a few reasons why a gun is better...


http://www.theospark.net/2008/01/top-10-reasons-gun-is-better-than-woman.html" rel="nofollow - Top 10 reasons a gun is better than a woman.

#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 and even get money back!

#9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.

#8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably 
let you try it out a few times.

#7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. 

#4 Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is better than a woman.

#1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN 

http://www.theospark.net/2008/01/top-10-reasons-gun-is-better-than-woman.html" rel="nofollow - Top 10 reasons a gun is better than a woman.

#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 and even get money back!

#9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.

#8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably 
let you try it out a few times.

#7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. 

#4 Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is better than a woman.

#1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN 

http://www.theospark.net/2008/01/top-10-reasons-gun-is-better-than-woman.html" rel="nofollow - Top 10 reasons a gun is better than a woman.

#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 and even get money back!

#9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.

#8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably 
let you try it out a few times.

#7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. 

#4 Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is better than a woman.

#1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN 



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'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.' Ronald Reagan

Posted By: USA 1776
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2021 at 9:02pm
Sorry, didnt mean to duplicate that 3 times...I copy/pasted it and the words didnt show up in the box, so tried again...twice!

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'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.' Ronald Reagan

Posted By: Dances with AutoMags
Date Posted: 11 Mar 2021 at 2:58pm
Thanks for this posting Doug. 
Even the wife laughed at all of the jokes except the one about a silencer.
 
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An armed society is a polite society.


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